do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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