Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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