carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
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