I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Randomize