Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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