Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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