you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
She's not a foreskin expert like you
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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