I'm going to jail i love you
Ambien. No doubt about it.
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
Little spoons don't ask big questions
honey bunches of taint.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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