the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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