i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
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