I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
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