I wish I could teleport
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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