foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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