ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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