How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
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