on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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