Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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