yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
mustard is like jesus in yellow tights
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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