The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
Randomize
