brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
What did we do last night that was yellow?
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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