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say what?
wanna hang out?
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
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