nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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