Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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