you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
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