How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
People with herpes should wear stickers.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
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