Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
Why the fuck was there a shirtless Mexican in my apartment this morning?
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
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