even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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