my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
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