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(401): View more from Rhode Island

remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?

(401): View more from Rhode Island

we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.

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(201): View more from New Jersey

He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.

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(408): View more from California

I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty

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(618): View more from Illinois

i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?

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(707): View more from California

So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.

(1-707): View more from California

That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad

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