Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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