he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
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