yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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