Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
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