shit! I think I may have lost something in your car. Look for anything that can possibly belong to me, especially look out for a pair of pink panties in a ziplock. I lost my spare and you better find it before someone else does.
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
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