I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
