I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
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