so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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