And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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