Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
Can Purell be used as lube?
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
Alive.
So much puke
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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