he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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