If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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