is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
May the power of my ass compel you!!
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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