so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
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