so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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