WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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