I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
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