So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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