The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
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