But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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