I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Listen: if you or anyone else at work finds a starfish in a bowl, just leave it. It'll be gone by next week.
Better yet, if you find it can you put it in the mini-fridge in your office for safe keeping? Spanks.
And if it's going to get me in trouble, maybe just don't mention that I know anything about it.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
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