You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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