Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
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