sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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