Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
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