HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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