Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
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