Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
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